
I've had this experience so many times now, it can't be a coincidence. I'll sell a book about religion, for example, (a book about how to be a better person, more forgiving, etc.) and invariably the buyer is
the customer from hell.
They'll accuse you of all sorts of things -- padding your shipping charges, lying about the shipping date, stealing their money, misrepresenting the book's condition. And when it becomes obvious they're wrong, do they apologize or forgive? Noooo.
Why do so many buyers of heavenly books treat other people so viciously -- the exact opposite of what the book is about? I guess they just want the book on their coffee table to make it look like they're a great person. Meanwhile, the way they act violates the principles of every religion on earth.
Here's another way many buyers are unlike the books they buy: People who buy comedy books often
don't have a sense of humor.
Recently I sold a copy of
"America: The Book" by Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's Daily Show. The book is a parody of an American history textbook, and even includes a fake school stamp inside the front cover,
"This book is the property of..." It's mildly funny, but any moron would know the stamp isn't real because ... because, well, I don't have enough fingers to count the reasons.
Well, wouldn't you know, the buyer was outraged and left negative feedback because I "hadn't mentioned the school stamp in my description."
I wrote to the customer and assured her that the stamp was
a joke and was
meant to be funny.
Like most customers with bogus complaints, she couldn't bring herself to admit she was wrong, saying: "I haven't seen the book before, so I didn't know the textbook stamp was part of the design. I have gotten other "like new" books before from eBay with a similar stamp, and those stamps were real."
Hey, thanks, you should be a comedian.
Have you ever had a customer who wasn't like the book they bought?